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4.69sLisa, you're a wonder. I'm gonna recommend you to everybody!
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4.5sSo long, Lisa! If anything goes wrong, just dial 911--
2.17sunless it's an emergency.
2.32sOkay, Chief! Enjoy Bob Saget!
2.28sIt's Bob Seger.
2.17sAw, crap!
4.15sNow, put your left leg into the left side of the pants, and you're done.
2.74sI dress myself.
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2.34sHey, Dad. How come you're wearing a tuxedo?
2.53sGoing to that fancy waterfront party tomorrow.
0.65sWhy are you wearing it now?
2.55sIt's like a rent-a-car, Son.
2sYou get all the mileage you can,
3.07sthen ball it up and cram it through the mail slot.
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3.52sThanks for the ride!
2.19sWell, you did a first-rate job of babysitting.