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2.1sBoring.
2.04sBoring.
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4.02sKing Solomon, these men need you to settle a dispute.
3.27sThey each claim ownership of this pie.
2.25sHmm.
2.17sThe pie shall be cut in two.
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3.8sAnd each man shall receive... death.
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2.02sI'll eat the pie.
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1.78sOkay, next up--
2.67s"jesus Christ versus Checker Chariot."
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3.9sOw. Dad, you're sitting on my arm.
2.37s"And after David smote Goliath,
2.25s"the people crowded into the temple--
2.74s"where a cool breeze blew not.
3.1sAnd their hearts were filled with crankiness."
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