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1.68sWell, all right, then.
1.93sI don't want to seem like an ogre.
2.79sI'll bide my time.
1.93sLet him twist in the wind...
2.1sslowly, slowly.
3.74sAnd then, when the papers have found their new flavor of the month,
2.47she'll find out this cat has claws !
2.08sGood thinking, sir.
4.09sNow, let's pretend you're on the witness stand.
1.9sHow are you, Bart ?
0.28sFine.
2.27sOh, fine. Isn't that nice ? Bart says he's fine.
3sWrong ! You are not fine ! You are in constant pain !
2.34sI am in constant pain.
1.77sDad, may I please make an observation ?
3.27sOh, what-what is it ? I think this is all a charade...
2.3sto make Bart look more injured than he really is.
2.03sMaybe Lisa does have a point.
2.43sI don't mind you boys doing this in the living room,
2.65sbut in court, doesn't Bart have to tell the truth ?
3.2sYeah, but what is truth, if you follow me.
4.04sNow, Bart, can you roll your eyes back in your head like this ?
2.58sOh, you mean like I'm dead ? Yeah, sure.
2.1sThe kid's a pro.