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3.07sMy wife cost me a million dollars.
2.9sHomer, would you like some more macaroni and cheese ?
2.92sYeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.
1.97sNo, thank you. Some string beans ?
2.82sNo, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing--
2.32sUh-oh. Better answer. No, thank you.
3.17sSome celery with cream cheese on it ? just mouth polite nothings.
1.37sNo, thank you.
1.63sYou know what would've really been cool ?
1.62sIf we got that million bucks.
1sBart, please.
2.72sWhat ? We could've bought tons of great stuff, Mom.
3.85sMaids, a pool, fancy sweaters. Stop me if I'm wrong.
3.22sMarge, dear, would it be all right if I went over to Moe's for a drink ?
3.34sSure. I don't know if I'll ever come back here.
1.97sGood night.
0.55sMmm.
1.93sMy women's intuition is telling me something.
2.84sI wonder what-- Oh, my God.
2.37s
1.95sWell, that's it.
2.17sI guess this is the class I'm gonna die in.
3.25sAh, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy.
3.04sFrom the day they're born to the day they die they think they're happy,