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3.45sLook, everybody cool it! I am not gonna put up with this racket For 2 weeks.
3.5sI'll hold onto the money. I'm a neutral party, so it'll be safe.
1.13sOk. All right.
1.2sI suppose we can trust you.
1.67sNow, where is it?
1.02sWhat the--
1.33sOh, Very clever.
2.5sTake another reach. You forgot your change.
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3sHello, and welcome to the quahog Special People's Games.
0.9sI'm Tom Tucker.
1.43sAnd I'm Diane Simmons.
2.3sIt's a great day to be alive, Tom, able-bodied or not.
1sIt sure is, diane.
5.41sToday we'll see some of quahog's finest athletes struggle valiantly against God's twisted designs.
2.63sYou'll cheer, cry, maybe even get a cheap laugh or two.
1.47sI know I will, Tom.
4.1sIn fact, There's the distinct possibility that by the end of the day, we'll all be going to Hell.
1.53sI'll see you there, Diane.
2.79sOh, It sounds like the opening ceremonies have begun.
1.62sThere are the paraplegics.
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2.1sFollowed by the blind team.
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2.29sStill no sign of the deaf team, I notice.
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