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1.55sThe Red Sox were in town.
5.4sBut I didn't care because it was Tuesday, and I was on my way to see Maury.
2.47sHe couldn't go to the bathroom by himself anymore.
1.67sBut his indomitable spirit...
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3.4sSo, how does he check out, Doc? Is my boy ready to compete?
1.23sUm,
2.33sI don't quite know how to tell you this, Mr. Swanson.
2.44sYou're paralyzed from the waist down.
1.12sI know.
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1.3sOh, Thank God!
1.67sOh!
2.5sGod, I was standing out there for, like, 10 minutes!
1.92sWhoo!
1.77sBoy, is that a load off!
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3.32sHey Mort, Joe here's gonna be competing in the Special People's Games.
2.77sUh, You got anything that might give him A little extra juice?
1.6sYou mean steroids?
4.09sBut, Peter, haven't you seen what happens to those ladies on E.S.P.N. 2?
3.84sThey get big hair faces, and their breasts become like flapjacks!
2.72sI--I was thinking more like a protein shake.
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