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4.94sAnd I demand commercial endorsements and a T.V. movie based on me, starring Valerie "Bertandernie."
1.17sBut, Mr. Griffin--
1.99sAh, Ah! I even got the first piece you're gonna run.
3.65sExclusive video footage of my tragic accident.
2.65sOh No! A car going too fast to stop in time!
3.28sI'm handicapped now!
3.02sMr. Griffin, you--you can't possibly expect me to believe this.
2.7sThat was clearly a scarecrow dressed in your clothes.
0.73sOh, Come on!
2.59sAnd when I freeze-frame,
1.5sthat's you driving the car.
0.72sWell, There's your hook!
4.7sToday we're here to honor Joe Swanson for pulling my poor one-eyed cat, Bootsie,
3.37sout of the old stove pipe of my grandmother's cabin.
4.9sJoe Swanson won the Special People's Decathlon, and We'e here to honor him.
2.47sI'm sure Joe's gonna acknowledge you. You'll see.