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4.94sAnd I demand commercial endorsements and a T.V. movie based on me, starring Valerie "Bertandernie."
1.17sBut, Mr. Griffin--
1.99sAh, Ah! I even got the first piece you're gonna run.
3.65sExclusive video footage of my tragic accident.
2.65sOh No! A car going too fast to stop in time!
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3.28sI'm handicapped now!
3.02sMr. Griffin, you--you can't possibly expect me to believe this.
2.7sThat was clearly a scarecrow dressed in your clothes.
0.73sOh, Come on!
2.59sAnd when I freeze-frame,
1.5sthat's you driving the car.
0.72sWell, There's your hook!
1.1sGet out.
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4.7sToday we're here to honor Joe Swanson for pulling my poor one-eyed cat, Bootsie,
3.37sout of the old stove pipe of my grandmother's cabin.
4.9sJoe Swanson won the Special People's Decathlon, and We'e here to honor him.
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0.56sBackstabber.
1.07sOh, Peter.
2.47sI'm sure Joe's gonna acknowledge you. You'll see.