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1.58sA sphincter says what.
0.67sWhat?
2.5sYou stupid bastard.
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4.3sOh, Good to see your new fiscal responsibilities haven't interfered with your reading.
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2.13sAh, Dostoyevsky,
1.73sthe Mad Russian.
1.97sGood stuff. Good stuff.
3.34sYou're not gonna get the $26, and you're despicable for trying.
2.04sWhat? Oh, oh, You thought...
3sI wasn't trying to get the $26.
4.2sI thought we were just having a perfectly innocent conversation about literature.
1.87sOh, you're silly. You're silly.
2.44sI--I love that you'd go there. You're-- You're silly.
2.33sGood-bye.
2.4sWe'll take you to bulimic pie-eating in just a moment.
3.9sBut first, decathlon front-runner Joe Swanson, will attempt the long jump.
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1.53sCome on, Joe! Break a wheel!
2.38sI'm ready. Let's get it on!
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2.25sOh, A short jump. That's gonna knock him out of the lead.
0.9sTough break.
1.44sTough break it is, Tom.