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3.45sLook, everybody cool it! I am not gonna put up with this racket For 2 weeks.
3.5sI'll hold onto the money. I'm a neutral party, so it'll be safe.
1.13sOk. All right.
1.2sI suppose we can trust you.
1.67sNow, where is it?
1.02sWhat the--
1.33sOh, Very clever.
2.5sTake another reach. You forgot your change.
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3sHello, and welcome to the quahog Special People's Games.
0.9sI'm Tom Tucker.
1.43sAnd I'm Diane Simmons.
2.3sIt's a great day to be alive, Tom, able-bodied or not.
1sIt sure is, diane.
5.41sToday we'll see some of quahog's finest athletes struggle valiantly against God's twisted designs.
2.63sYou'll cheer, cry, maybe even get a cheap laugh or two.
1.47sI know I will, Tom.
4.1sIn fact, There's the distinct possibility that by the end of the day, we'll all be going to Hell.