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1.75sIf you can take advantage of a situation in some way,
2.2sit's your duty as an American to do it.
1.93sWhy should the race always be to the swift?
1.9sOr the jumble to the quick-witted?
2.75sShould they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them?
3.79sWell, I say cheating is a gift man gives himself.
2.22sMr. Burns, I insist that we cheat.
2.35sExcellent. And to do so,
4.37sI propose we travel by... horseless sleigh.
3.05sWow. You sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
2.09sYes, well, I'm older than you.
4.04sYou know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met.
2.17sNo, sir, I am not.
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3.04sBart? Lisa?
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1.92sHello?
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4.17sThe story of our national parks begins in 1872.