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2.3sWell, here we are.
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1.83sAll right. Let me start off by telling you...
2.1sthis will not be a walk in the park.
3.25sThis will be the most arduous and backbreaking weekend of your life.
5.62sI cannot overemphasize the dangers which-- Did you bring your family, Simpson?
2.58sUh, yes, sir. I thought I was supposed to.
4.32sImbecile! Simpson, your family will have to remain here.
1.62sOh, man! Oh!
3.17sDon't worry, kids. This is a national park. We can have lots of fun.
2.7sI'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am.
5.77sBudget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the least bit entertaining.
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3.92sWell, uh, see ya.
2.74sEach two-man team will work its way through the wilderness...
3sto a cabin hidden somewhere on this mountain.
2.94sThe routes are treacherous, so use your maps.
3.9sUh, I lost my map. You haven't been issued a map yet.
2.6sWhen you arrive at the cabin, there will be a congratulatory party...