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3.82sif an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut,
2.1syou wouldn't be averse to taking it, would you?
3.3s- Oh, not as such.
- Neither would I.
2.9sI've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days...
1.8sabout so-called cheating.
3.17s- Yes. A lot of hysteria.
- Mm-hmm.
1.75sIf you can take advantage of a situation in some way,
2.2sit's your duty as an American to do it.
1.93sWhy should the race always be to the swift?
1.9sOr the jumble to the quick-witted?
2.75sShould they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them?
3.79sWell, I say cheating is a gift man gives himself.
2.22sMr. Burns, I insist that we cheat.
2.35sExcellent. And to do so,
4.37sI propose we travel by... horseless sleigh.