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3.64sHey, Lois, look at this. The church is holding auditions for a new organist.
3.3sReally? Wow. You know, that sounds like it could be a lot of fun.
2.7sYeah, it's been a while since you've had the chance to play in public.
1.67sChurch organist? That's boring.
1.37sWhy don't you do something more interesting?
2.07sLike when I had that job feeding the homeless.
2.54sThat's gonna make you big and strong.
5.4sBurping time. Oh, smells like someone needs to be changed.
3.57sWhen was the last time you were changed? Seven days ago?
3.64sThat's one week. There are seven days in a week.
2.04sI love you, filthy hobo.
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1.27sAll right.
4.47s(QUAGMIRE UNZIPS PANTS) (QUAGMIRE GETS SLAPPED) (QUAGMIRE EXCLAIMS) Why do you say "organist" if you don't want...
1.67sI don't understand the world anymore.
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3.4sHere be a jaunty sea shanty from me boyhood.
3.04sYou shake me nerves and you rattle me brain