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4.74sYou got to sneak onto the Crawford Ranch and steal a pair of George Bush's underwear.
4.07sAnd then bring it back here, so we can bask in its Bushy goodness.
3.6sBoy, that's even kinkier than the porn they make for senior citizens.
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1.63sCan I help you, Edward?
2.77sYeah, I'm here for the early bird special.
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1.7sAre those new slacks?
1.03sWhat's that now?
2.33sAre those new slacks?
2.64sI got these on special at Caldor.
1.33sWho drove you there?
1.07sMy nephew.
1sOh!
1.6sThat was nice of him.
1.83sI forgot why I came over.
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2sAre those new slacks?
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1.77sWhat is this? What the hell are we doing here?
2sWelcome to your first toddler pageant, Stewie.
0.9sIt's what you do when you're in Texas.
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3.3sOh, lovely. A first-class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement.
1.77sWhy don't you meet the other contestants while I go register you?
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2.97sHello, I'm, uh, Stephanie Griffin.