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4.74sHe is a graceful, majestic creature who is a part of this family and only wants your love and respect.
1.73sThe horse may have pooped in the bed.
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3.7sI hereby call this meeting of the Texas Youth Club to order.
4.27sFirst, I'd like to welcome our two newcomers, Chris and Meg Griffin.
3.27sWow, this is the coolest club I've ever been in.
2.2sWell, you're not quite in the club yet.
1.6sYou got to pass the initiation.
1.2sWhat do we have to do?
4.74sYou got to sneak onto the Crawford Ranch and steal a pair of George Bush's underwear.
4.07sAnd then bring it back here, so we can bask in its Bushy goodness.
3.6sBoy, that's even kinkier than the porn they make for senior citizens.
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1.63sCan I help you, Edward?
2.77sYeah, I'm here for the early bird special.
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1.7sAre those new slacks?
1.03sWhat's that now?
2.33sAre those new slacks?
2.64sI got these on special at Caldor.
1.33sWho drove you there?