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3.47sGood morning, everyone. Please turn to hymn number 387.
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8.71sGod, you are so cool Although, sometimes it's, like, what's the deal?
15.88sYou never answer your cell phone And your messages are often ambiguous Amen A reading from the book of Leviticus.
3.84s"Thou shalt not spill thy seed into thy sock,
4.34s"and then cram it to the bottom of the hamper "like it's been there a long time." The word of the Lord.
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1.53sPraise be to God. Praise be to God.
3.4sOh, I am so hungry. Hey, look, they're handing out cookies up there.
1.2sStewie, wait, don't...
2.17sHey, there. Eat up, y'all.
2.67sYouse is good churchgoing folk. Y'all deserve a little treat.
1.3sGive me that!
2.37sWell, aren't you an enthusiastic wafer muncher.