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3.74sEver since she started smoking pot, she just kind of lays there.
2.97sIt's really sad and a tiny bit funny.
2.8sOh, my God, I think I'm getting a contact high.
1.4sNow I'm messed up, too.
1.73s(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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3.47sGood morning, everyone. Please turn to hymn number 387.
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8.71sGod, you are so cool Although, sometimes it's, like, what's the deal?
15.88sYou never answer your cell phone And your messages are often ambiguous Amen A reading from the book of Leviticus.
3.84s"Thou shalt not spill thy seed into thy sock,
4.34s"and then cram it to the bottom of the hamper "like it's been there a long time." The word of the Lord.
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