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1.4sWhat? I have to go.
2.07sWait, wait, I have another question.
1.77sHow do I know if I'm Jewish?
1.1s- Are you Jewish? - No.
1.67s- There you go, sport. - Thank you.
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2sHey, guys, thanks so much for inviting me out today.
2.07sI'm psyched to brand my first cow.
3.17sHere you are, Peter. All fired up and ready to go.
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1.83s(GROANING)
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4.67sYes! Yes! Hang on a second.
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1.4s(BELLOWING)
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2.37sMan, Texas is great. Back where I'm from,
3.4sa retarded guy could never have this much fun.
1.27sWhat'd you just say?
3sWhat? Technically, I'm retarded.
2.1sFellas, fellas, can't we talk this over?
2.17sTalking is for terrorists and blacks.
2.67sIn Texas, we execute the retarded!
2.37sOh, my God. So, this is how it ends?
3.7sI always thought I'd die having to sit through the Canadian Film Festival.
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