0.83sGood evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
1.57sAnd I'm Diane Simmons.
2.37sAuthorities are on the lookout for one-year-old Stewie Griffin,
3.17sa Quahog infant who is believed to be possessed by Satan.
3.84sA substantial reward is being offered for any information leading to his capture.
4.14sIn other pseudo-scientific news, a local man claims to have spotted Bigfoot.
1.93sWe've got the exclusive interview.
3.34sI was about to bone my girlfriend, out at the lake,