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1.77sWhat is this? What the hell are we doing here?
2sWelcome to your first toddler pageant, Stewie.
0.9sIt's what you do when you're in Texas.
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3.3sOh, lovely. A first-class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement.
1.77sWhy don't you meet the other contestants while I go register you?
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2.97sHello, I'm, uh, Stephanie Griffin.
2.07sHi, Stephanie. What's your talent?
5.64sI sing, I do gymnastics, and I can play seven instruments at the same time.
2.3sYou could be a threat to me. Chuck.
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2.27sThere it is. The Crawford Ranch.
2.2sI can't believe we're actually doing this.
2.17sWhat a bonding adventure for the two of us.
4sSettle down, Meg. Okay, I see old man Cheney guarding the place.
3.84s(SNORING) 18% approval ratings.
1.94s
2.8sI'll give you 18% of my foot in your ass.