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3.1sI'd like you to meet my daughter's husband, Michael.
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2.7sWow, look how organized he is.
4.8sHe's already got his sugar cut up into neat little lines for his breakfast tomorrow.
1.87sCHRIS: And a razor blade to shave.
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1.93sWow, look at this.
2.4sI can't believe Mrs. Bush kept all these Planned Parenthood receipts.
1.37sHoly cow!
2.97sShe's been scraped more times than a fisherman's knuckle.
1.53sHey! What are you kids doing here?
3.07sYou tell Javier to back off. I'll have his money by next week.
0.24sWhat?
1.22sNever mind.
1.63sHey, you guys wanna see something?
3.47sGrab a beer and follow me.
2.6sSee this car? I restored it myself this summer.
2.64sI was here for 12 weeks. I had to do something.
6.17sBut along the way, I learned about honesty, integrity and cold-filtered Miller Genuine Draft.