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1.17sIt can't be done.
1.47sWell, I've got good news.
2.47sI'm gonna be the church's new organist.
1.5sHey, congrats. Wow, Mom, that's great.
2.07sThat means you'll play the organ.
4.5sIt also means that this family is gonna start going to church again on Sundays.
4.9sBeing there today reminded me of how important religious services are to the moral fiber of a family.
5.34sAnd lately this family has been lacking moral fiber. Especially you, Meg.
2.17sMeg! What happened to you?
3.34sShe can't answer you. She can't even talk.
3.74sEver since she started smoking pot, she just kind of lays there.
2.97sIt's really sad and a tiny bit funny.
2.8sOh, my God, I think I'm getting a contact high.
1.4sNow I'm messed up, too.
1.73s(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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3.47sGood morning, everyone. Please turn to hymn number 387.
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8.71sGod, you are so cool Although, sometimes it's, like, what's the deal?