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1.43sIs that part of your stand-up act?
1.67sI don't know. Did you like it? I wouldn't open with it.
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2.74sPardon me, sir. We're trying to locate a possessed child.
1.4sHave you seen anyone who looks like this?
2.47sYeah, that's my son. He's actually in the Mini Mart right now.
1.1sHe'll be out in a second.
2.7s(STAMMERING) I mean, I mean, no. No, never seen him before.
1.03sHmm...
1.47sWhat was that first thing you said?
2.24sOh, I was just saying that baby in the picture is my son.
2.07sHe's traveling with us. He's part of our family.
2.9sWe're trying to avoid being found by police like you.
4sI mean, I was just remarking what a nice tie you have on.
2.64sI love this tie.
1.6sAll right, you folks take care now.
3.27s(BOTH LAUGHING) Did you hear that cashier's accent?
2.6s(IN MOCK INDIAN ACCENT) "Would you like some change please, for you?"
2.74sYou know, if it weren't for 9/11, those guys would be adorable.
1.63sOh, my God, look!
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2.54sQuick, into the bathroom!
2.37sWe're gonna have to come up with a way to change your appearance.
2.27sWell, I could disguise myself as Britney Spears.
2.67sI'm already standing in urine, and I hate the person I'm with.
2.54sNow, let's see, there's got to be something in here we can use.