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3.44sNellie here is a homemaker, and I'm a queer chaser and beater.
2.54sLois, I'm not sure this is the right place for us.
4.67sThese Texans are socially backward and politically, they're all stubborn as a mule.
2.97sNo, sorry, Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose.
2.57sWhat? Of course he was. No, he wasn't. You lose.
1.13sOf course he was. He was the star.
1.3sNo, you're wrong. Look it up.
1.7sI don't have to look it up. It's common knowledge.
1.47s- He was on the cover of...
- No, no, no.
1.47s- ...People magazine when the movie...
- No, no.
1.4s- Everyone knows...
- No, no.
1.47s- ...Kevin Bacon was the star of Footloose.
- No, no, no!
1.8s- It was a huge movie. He was the lead.
- No, no, no, no!
1.24sNo, no, no...
1.97s(BRAYING)
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1.83sLook what the Lynches gave us.
3.64sA needlepoint of Chuck Norris from Walker, Texas Ranger.
1.9sYou know, they say Chuck Norris is so tough,
2.07sthere's no chin under his beard.
1.97sThere is only another fist.
1.57sThat's ridiculous.
2.7sChuck Norris?
3.64sYou know, this place may be the upside to everything that's happened.