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2.6sThat's what girls worry about, right? Having big vaginas?
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1.93sDad, why aren't you taking the car?
2.44sChris, we're in Texas now. If I'm not riding a horse,
3.1sI'm gonna stick out like a straight guy in a figure skating competition.
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2.3sBoo-ya! Triple salchow in your face!
2.27sHey, you want this? Huh? You want some of this?
2.97sOh, man, look at your rack. I'd motorboat that.
1.5sI'd motorboat the hell out of it.
1.94sRight after this layback spin.
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1.43sBottle of Jack Daniel's, please.
2.7sHere you go. Thanks. What's this?
2.67sThat's your gun. Buy some liquor, get a free gun.
2.43sIs that, like, a special you have on now or something?
3sNope, Texas state law. You have a nice day now.
1.37sState law?
2.83sGod, this place officially sucks worse than the WNBA.
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2.74sAnd at the top of the second half, it's 16 to 9.