6.21sFinally. Some of us have been waiting all evening for a certain wife to come home and feed her starving family.
1.87sPeter, I told you I was gonna be late.
1.37sCouldn't you have handled dinner?
2sYou can't ask me to make dinner, Lois.
5.2sThat's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a hot body/weird face contest.
1.17sIt can't be done.
1.47sWell, I've got good news.
2.47sI'm gonna be the church's new organist.