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2.3s(PLAYING WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE)
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6.21sFinally. Some of us have been waiting all evening for a certain wife to come home and feed her starving family.
1.87sPeter, I told you I was gonna be late.
1.37sCouldn't you have handled dinner?
2sYou can't ask me to make dinner, Lois.
5.2sThat's like asking me to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kirsten Dunst in a hot body/weird face contest.
1.17sIt can't be done.
1.47sWell, I've got good news.
2.47sI'm gonna be the church's new organist.
1.5sHey, congrats. Wow, Mom, that's great.
2.07sThat means you'll play the organ.
4.5sIt also means that this family is gonna start going to church again on Sundays.
4.9sBeing there today reminded me of how important religious services are to the moral fiber of a family.
5.34sAnd lately this family has been lacking moral fiber. Especially you, Meg.