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2.19sOne time, I took a library book out,
2.94sand I fells asleep reading it, and I left it under the bed.
2.7sAnd I forgot about it for three and a half years.
2.17sI was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day,
2.53sbut on Amnesty Day, I had a sip of rose wine,
1.97sand I never made it out of the house.
1.62sWho's to blame? Who's to blame?
1.53sWhat's his name? We know his name
2.54sHis name is Mr. Booze
1.17sMr. Booze
4.5sMr. B-double-O-Z-E Don't ever choose
2.65sAny game you play with him you lose
3.19sSo don't mess with Mr. Booze
2.44sIf your head feels like it's two miles wide
1.35sTwo miles wide
8.36sYou'll feel better once you've testified Testify Oh, yeah Testify I want to testify. I want to testify.
2.49sWell, come forward, dear brother, and testify.
1.68sI used to be a soda pop guy.
1.53sThen I switched to the bottle.
2.23sNow I don't leave my couch, and I've seen every movie ever.
1.57sYou name a movie, I've seen it.
1.33s- MAN 1: Meet Dave.
- Seen it.
1.47s- MAN 2: The Eiger Sanction.
- Seen it.