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1.63sand I got to tell you,
2.74sI have never seen a duller bunch of pathetic bastards in my life.
1.68sI don't know who you were when you were drinking,
2.54sbut it sure as hell's got to be better than who you are when you're sober.
2.99sYeah, you all stopped drinking because you were hurting your loved ones.
2.47sBut you can't hurt them if they don't know you're drunk.
2.63sLet's make this our sanctuary.
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2.04sI wants me that beer.
0.87s(ALL SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)
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0.98s(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1.47s(INDISTINCT)
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1.8s(SIGHS) Look at this, Brian,
3.37ssomewhere in Quahog there's a kid not being picked up from baseball practice.
2sAnd it's all thanks to us.
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