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1.9sWait a minute. Peter, that's it.
2.34sThe issue isn't that these people are alcoholics.
2.47sThey just have nowhere to drink without being judged.
1.85sShe slams us into the monkey bars,
2.82sbut none of us have the language skills to call her on it.
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1.55sAnd then this one time, I was so drunk,
1.93sI gave someone a back adjustment.
1.33sI'm not a chiropractor.
1.9sYou got to go to a weekend of school for that.
3.75sHey, hey! Anyone in the house addicted to alcohol?
1.38sHi. Hello, Peter.
1.27sI enjoy alcohol.
1.45sI can't hear you!
1sHello.
1.5sI have a very serious problem.
3.32sMr. Griffin, alcohol is forbidden at our meetings.
1.23sLook, just hear me out.
1.97sI sat here and listened to you bums the other day,
1.63sand I got to tell you,
2.74sI have never seen a duller bunch of pathetic bastards in my life.
1.68sI don't know who you were when you were drinking,
2.54sbut it sure as hell's got to be better than who you are when you're sober.
2.99sYeah, you all stopped drinking because you were hurting your loved ones.
2.47sBut you can't hurt them if they don't know you're drunk.
2.63sLet's make this our sanctuary.
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2.04sI wants me that beer.
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