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2.2sIt's improved my heart one heck of a heap,
1.87sI'll tell you that. Pardon my French.
1.72sThis is even worse than the other one.
2.87sI mean, it's cool I know French, but, Death, this ain't me.
1.35sWhat am I supposed to do?
2.67sIf I'm a drunk, I'm a jerk, and if I'm sober, I'm a douche.
4.37sExactly, Peter. It's called moderation. That's the key to life.
2.3sYou don't have to give up the booze cold turkey.
2.2sYou just have to be responsible with it.
6.56sYou members of the human race have the ability to send a man to the moon and make Justin Long a movie star.
1.67sWith that kind of willpower,
3.04sdon't you think you can learn to put the bottle down just sometimes?
2.35sWe did it with Justin Long, didn't we?
2.44sAmerica said no, but we kept at it.
2.2sAll right, Death. I'll try.
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1.4sWell, we're home.
2.74sThirty days of sobriety and we can finally drink again.