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1.17sTry for three, Chris?
1.47sNo, high five.
3.1sWell, that's okay. High five's great, too.
1.68sMeg, back to the hug. All right.
1.5sHugs may win it today.
1.83sAnd we close with a handshake.
3.37sAnd all in time for my big bike ride announcement.
1.54sWho the fuck is this queer?
2.75sThat's you, Peter, alcohol-free.
4.57s
3.75s(BOTH LAUGHING) Hey, look, there's Joe and Quagmire.
1sHey, let's have a drink with them.
1.74sYou've never touched a drop, Peter.
1.57sYou don't even know those guys.
2.3sThose are your friends over there.
2.05sHey, do you guys mind keeping it down?
2.07sWe're trying to have a conversation here.
2.43sSome people, gee whiz.
3.15sThose are your friends Phillip, Ernest and Jonathan.
1.4sDo I at least call him Jon?
1.73sNo, he prefers Jonathan.
2.2sUgh! One of those guys?
3.5sHow can Leno get away with saying such outrageous things?
2.08sDoesn't he know there are children watching?
2.55sI know. I said to my wife just the other night,
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