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3.04sdon't you think you can learn to put the bottle down just sometimes?
2.35sWe did it with Justin Long, didn't we?
2.44sAmerica said no, but we kept at it.
2.2sAll right, Death. I'll try.
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1.4sWell, we're home.
2.74sThirty days of sobriety and we can finally drink again.
3.24sOh, for God's sake, Peter, didn't you learn anything from this?
1.32sYes, I did, Lois.
2.34sThese are going in the garbage.
2.62sBut these I'm keeping for myself.
1.6sModeration, Lois.
3.07sWow, Peter. I never thought I'd see the day.
1.68sGood for you.
3.35sFrom now on, half of every six-pack I buy is going in the trash.
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3.9sHey, how come we're the only animals with poo that's white?
1.67sI know. What the hell?