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1.27sPlease be Rosie O'Donnell.
2.77sPlease be Rosie O'Donnell. Please be Rosie O'Donnell.
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1.53sWait. Is it?
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2.55sHey, hey, fatty, wake up.
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2.1sWhat the... What happened?
1.53sYou're dead, jackass.
2.2sYou died in a drunk-driving accident.
2.35sOh, God. Did I hold on to the touchdown pass?
2.5sWhat the... What's wrong with you?
2.52sYou know what? I was so drunk, my ghost is drunk.
2.24sLook, I've been told I can give you another chance,
1.7sbut there's some things we have to do first.
1.7sWhat are you talking about?
3.54sI'm talking about you understanding alcohol just a little bit better.
4.37sPeter, I'm gonna show you where your life is headed if you keep drinking as much as you do.
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2sAll right, Peter. Here we are.
1.32sWell, everything looks fine.