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1.4sWell, we're home.
2.74sThirty days of sobriety and we can finally drink again.
3.24sOh, for God's sake, Peter, didn't you learn anything from this?
1.32sYes, I did, Lois.
2.34sThese are going in the garbage.
2.62sBut these I'm keeping for myself.
1.6sModeration, Lois.
3.07sWow, Peter. I never thought I'd see the day.
1.68sGood for you.
3.35sFrom now on, half of every six-pack I buy is going in the trash.
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3.9sHey, how come we're the only animals with poo that's white?
1.67sI know. What the hell?
2.6sRight? We're not... We're not eating white stuff.
1.7sHey, you want something good?
3.17sJust look for the containers that say "KFC" on them.
1.78sThere's always something good in there.
1.27sDude, that's birds in there.
1.97sYou're eating another bird.
1.02sWhat?
1.13sThat's bird meat, dude.
1.47sWhat? No.
1.37sYou're eating a bird.
1.99sOh, my God. Oh, my God!