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2.99sYeah, you all stopped drinking because you were hurting your loved ones.
2.47sBut you can't hurt them if they don't know you're drunk.
2.63sLet's make this our sanctuary.
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2.04sI wants me that beer.
0.87s(ALL SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)
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0.98s(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1.47s(INDISTINCT)
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1.8s(SIGHS) Look at this, Brian,
3.37ssomewhere in Quahog there's a kid not being picked up from baseball practice.
2sAnd it's all thanks to us.
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1.48sDISPATCHER: Attention, patrol cars,
2.8swe've got a noise complaint at the Quahog Community Center.
1.34sIs anyone in the area?
2.47sWait a minute. That's where Peter's AA meeting is.
2.74sThis is Officer Swanson. I'm on it.
0.92s(TIRES SCREECHING)
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4.07sSo I clicked on it, and the girl's got a bigger wang than I got.
1.82sNo way! No way, right?
2.74sSo I did... So I just put my thumb over it, and then...
3.4sAnd that got me through the rest of the...