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3.75s(BOTH LAUGHING) Hey, look, there's Joe and Quagmire.
1sHey, let's have a drink with them.
1.74sYou've never touched a drop, Peter.
1.57sYou don't even know those guys.
2.3sThose are your friends over there.
2.05sHey, do you guys mind keeping it down?
2.07sWe're trying to have a conversation here.
2.43sSome people, gee whiz.
3.15sThose are your friends Phillip, Ernest and Jonathan.
1.4sDo I at least call him Jon?
1.73sNo, he prefers Jonathan.
2.2sUgh! One of those guys?
3.5sHow can Leno get away with saying such outrageous things?
2.08sDoesn't he know there are children watching?
2.55sI know. I said to my wife just the other night,
2.24s"Enough with the boob tube." Pardon my French.
1.67s"But we are turning it off."
1.65sYou know, guys, and I really mean this,
4.5safter 27 years of marriage, my wife is still the sexiest woman I know.
1.65sPardon my French.
2.73sYou know, I've started taking a Bufferin baby aspirin every day.
2.2sIt's improved my heart one heck of a heap,
1.87sI'll tell you that. Pardon my French.
1.72sThis is even worse than the other one.