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2.78sThis poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences,
1.17sbut after years of drinking,
2.28she can only speak in short, choppy utterances.
2.5sWhy, at one time, if you asked him who his favorite musicians were,
4.7she'd say Leonard Bernstein, Johann Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
2.44sBut thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed.
1.97s- Who's your favorite musician, Ollie?
- Cher!
1.27sHe doesn't even like Cher.
3.35sNow, alcohol makes a big man small - And can lead to a life of crime
Yeah!
3.5sDemon rum makes a gent a bum - And you cash in before your time
Yeah!
3sBootleg gin puts you in a spin - Till you don't even know your name
Yeah!
1.35sYou're a basket case, flat on your face
1.63sAnd there's only one guy to blame
0.83sMr. B-double-O-Z-E
1.23sMr. Booze
1.52sMr. Booze
3.44sMr. B-double-O-Z-E Don't ever choose
2.73sYou will wind up wearing tattered shoes
2.17sIf you mess with Mr. Booze
2.08sDon't mess with Mr. Booze
1.42sOh, Mr. Booze
1.97sDon't mess with Mr. Booze
1.23sOh, Mr. Booze
3.12sDon't mess with Mr. Booze