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2.18sYour Honor, if you'll just let us explain...
2.18sI've heard all the testimony I'm prepared to hear.
5.2sThis court sentences you both to 30 days of Alcoholics Anonymous.
1.43sWell, Your Honor, in that case,
2.9sI'll have to call my surprise witness, Mr. Sockerby.
3.37sMr. Sockerby, before we begin, have you ever been convicted of a felony?
1.97sYes, but that bitch had it coming.
3.6sOkay. Your Honor, I'm afraid I have to withdraw this witness,
3.6sand I am going to those things you said I have to go to.
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3.84sThis sucks. Can't believe that judge is making us go to a month of AA.
2.82sYou know, if you ask me, this is gonna be a good thing for both of you.
1.77sThere's a lesson you need to learn.
1.45sWhat are you talking about? What lesson?
2.57sI don't need to go to AA. I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic.
2.77s(SCOFFS) Yeah, that's like saying rappers are really poets.
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3.5s"I'm not saying she's a gold digger,
2.17s"but she's not messing with..."
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