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1.74sI missed work half the time.
4.47sOne morning, I woke up naked with three Persians high-fiving each other on the way out of my bedroom.
3.34sBut now that I've joined the program, I'm a whole different person.
3.74sAnd my two new cats, Clean and Sober, just think I'm tops.
1.73sThat's wonderful, Jenny.
3.14sAll right, Peter, do you have a story that you'd like to share?
1.32sOh, yeah, I got one.
4.2sThis one time, me and Joe and Quagmire made a bet to see who could drink the most beer and still drive.
2.67sAnd you know that water slide in South Attleboro?
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1.28sYeah! Water slide!
3.12sSummer fun!
4.95sIt was the greatest day of my life, and I owe it all to alcohol.
5.27sPeter, it sounds to me like alcohol is a very destructive influence in your life.
1.07sYeah, maybe you didn't hear me.
2.7sWe drove a car down a waterslide.
0.97sListen to me.
4.02sYou need to relinquish your dependence and give yourself over to a higher power.
3.04s(SCOFFS) You have a different view, Brian?