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2.49sWell, come forward, dear brother, and testify.
1.68sI used to be a soda pop guy.
1.53sThen I switched to the bottle.
2.23sNow I don't leave my couch, and I've seen every movie ever.
1.57sYou name a movie, I've seen it.
1.33s- MAN 1: Meet Dave.
- Seen it.
1.47s- MAN 2: The Eiger Sanction.
- Seen it.
1.43s- MAN 3: Donovan's Reef.
- Seen it.
1.1sMAN 4: License to Drive.
1.2sDefinitely seen it.
1.72sThat's a shame What a shame
1.45sWho's to blame? For Corey Haim
2.32sHis name is Mr. Booze
1.3sMr. Booze
4.22sMr. B-double-O-Z-E You must refuse
2.79sYou'll make the obituary news
3.37sIf you mess with Mr. Booze
3.32sIf you've been so stiff they thought you died
3.45sYou'll feel better once you've testified
4.72sTestify, testify This man wants to testify.
0.98sVery well, my brother.
2.07sLet us lead him on the path of righteousness.
2.78sThis poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences,
1.17sbut after years of drinking,
2.28she can only speak in short, choppy utterances.