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2.08sDoesn't he know there are children watching?
2.55sI know. I said to my wife just the other night,
2.24s"Enough with the boob tube." Pardon my French.
1.67s"But we are turning it off."
1.65sYou know, guys, and I really mean this,
4.5safter 27 years of marriage, my wife is still the sexiest woman I know.
1.65sPardon my French.
2.73sYou know, I've started taking a Bufferin baby aspirin every day.
2.2sIt's improved my heart one heck of a heap,
1.87sI'll tell you that. Pardon my French.
1.72sThis is even worse than the other one.
2.87sI mean, it's cool I know French, but, Death, this ain't me.
1.35sWhat am I supposed to do?
2.67sIf I'm a drunk, I'm a jerk, and if I'm sober, I'm a douche.
4.37sExactly, Peter. It's called moderation. That's the key to life.