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2.69sat the sight of this button applicator.
3.17sCouldn't you have just turned up the heat a little?
3.65sOh, heavens, no! It had to be terror sweat.
4.22sOh, yeah. This is good.
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2.87sSo, uh, ain't you guys gonna ask me about my hat?
1.62s- Ah! - Ah!
2.3sHey, Carl, what's with the hat?
2.99sOh, what, this thing? I got it down at the museum.
3.37sIt's what the ancient Egyptians call a souvenir.
3.05sMy daughter's at that Egyptian dealie right now.
4.67sShe wanted to take a limo. But I made her take the bus.
3.57sYou sent your little girl downtown on a bus? Alone?
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3.54sMaybe. But you don't know Lisa. I mean, she's so smart,
3.05sthey hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach it some things.
2.75sBut she had so much knowledge, it overloaded.
2.75sAnd then it got really hot and caught on fire!
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