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2.19sThis contest is moot!
4.04sA li'l star has been made!
2.75sWhen she sings a C, it's a C!
2.93sUnlike a certain glee club I've wasted my life on!
1.4sWell, I may not know much,
3.3sbut I do know talent when my producers point it out to me.
7.66sWe have our first contestant! Clarissa Wellington! (ALL CHEER) Oh, there's no way I'm gonna beat her.
3.15sWhy? Just because she sings like Whitney Houston brought to life?
1.97s(SIGHS) Don't lose hope, sweetie.
2.54sI'm gonna write you a song so great, you can't lose.
3.57sAnd that's not just the beer talking. Your father's in here, too.
5.79sWhen a man loves a woman Which one are you? The man or the woman?
3.39s- Questioning the kid's sexuality? Well done. Ha!