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3.47sFor details, log onto peta.org.
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4.59s(GASPS) All right, kids. Let's do this quick.
4.02sAfter this, I gotta record 27 seasons of DVD commentaries.
1.54sAnd I remember nothing!
3.24sToday, we'll pick the lucky children who will get to compete on the air.
2.4sI was going to be your celebrity judge.
2.94sBut then I realized, I'd have to pay attention.
3.4sSo, instead, we'll use the Applause-O-Meter. Huh? Huh?
2.44sNow, let's get this over with!
1.59s(GUFFAWING)
1.07s(SIGHS)
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3.1sA, B, C, D, E, F, G
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4.74sHow I wonder what you are Thank you.
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2.6sI can't believe I used to date him.
1.53sLise, you're a shoo-in.
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