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3.07sAnd if I win, I'll be on Itchy & Scratchy.
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2.5sHa ha! En garde! Parry! Thrust!
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2.4sNicely done, Wind Dancer.
5.97s(LAUGHS) But seriously, cruelty to animals is no laughing matter.
1.9sYou can make a difference.
1.78sSpay and neuter your pets!
3.6sAnd remember! Save the violence for cartoons!
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1.28s(BOTH SCREAMING)
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3.47sFor details, log onto peta.org.
1.12s(MOANS)
2s(LAUGHS)
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4.59s(GASPS) All right, kids. Let's do this quick.
4.02sAfter this, I gotta record 27 seasons of DVD commentaries.
1.54sAnd I remember nothing!
3.24sToday, we'll pick the lucky children who will get to compete on the air.
2.4sI was going to be your celebrity judge.
2.94sBut then I realized, I'd have to pay attention.
3.4sSo, instead, we'll use the Applause-O-Meter. Huh? Huh?