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5.14s(SCREAMS) Dad, what's wrong with you? Why are you acting like such a bully?
2.37s'Cause there are two kinds of people in this world, Chris.
4.04sThere are bullies and there are nerds. And there are hot Asian chicks.
3.77sThey'll do what you want. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You better believe it, buddy.
1.9sThey will do what you want.
2.17sBecause they know. They know what you want.
1.87s"Oh, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.
2.2s"I won't hurt you. I won't hurt you.
2.1s"Me, big American man."
3.87sMy point being that I'm a bully, not a nerd. Now where was I? Oh, yeah.
1.33sDad, get away from me!
1.67s- Oh, Peter's farts are coming to get you.
- Dad, stop it!
1.43sPeter's farts are coming to get you. Dad, come on!
2.44s(SCREAMS) Here comes Peter's farts! Coming to get you!
1.94sOh. In the kitchen, Meg?
3.2sBrian, I may only have one week to live and I've got to make the most of it.
5.51sNow, I've made a list of things I want to do before I die and you've got to help me since this is all your fault.