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5.74sI am hot. I'll be getting more sex than that Wisconsin nymphomaniac who used to live upstairs.
1.77sWOMAN: Oh, God! Oh, God!
4.2sOh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
2.94sCrap! Crap! Crap!
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1.37s(WOMAN MOANS)
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1.67sOh, crap.
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3.5sDad, I was wondering if I could borrow $17.
3sChris, what do you need money for? Isn't that why you have a paper route?
4.24sNo, this new kid named Kyle keeps stealing all my customers.
3.2sOh, that's terrible. You're a wonderful paper boy, Chris,
2.37sand you need to remind your customers of that.
6.37sShe's right. You gotta stand up for yourself like my great-grandfather Turn-of-the-Century Take-on-All-Comers Griffin.
2.9sAll right. Put 'em up. Put 'em up. Are you having a bully day?
2.74sI'm having a bully day. Is everyone having a bully day?
0.2sBully.
0.93sBully.
3.04sYes, bully. Oh, thank God we live in this time.
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