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13.01sIt seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
2.84sLucky there's a family guy
3.3sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.5sAll the things that make us
2.07sLaugh and cry
4.61sHe's a family guy
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3.1sPeter, you sure you're allowed to bring a baby onto the golf course?
2.27sWell, Lois asked me to watch Stewie for the afternoon.
1.7sIt's all right. I don't think the club will mind.
1.83sIt's Cleveland I'm worried about.
3.74sPeter, is this really necessary? I can't hardly see anything.
1.83sHey, look. It's President Nixon.
3.17sNo, wait, it's a black guy. No, it's Nixon.
1.27sOh, boy. That was close.
3.34sUgh! Will you please hurry up? It's 100 degrees out here.
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